Abraham Lincoln:

               "Butch's Cafe Oasis is more liberating than I am".

Shirley Maclaine:

              "I wish there had been a Cafe Oasis in every life that I've had the fortune of traveling through".

Chuck Norris:

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Spongebob Squarepants:

         "It's the best thing since jelly fishing".

Dan Brown:

         "In 1262 in a convent in the Hermon mountains on the outskirts of Israel, a young, unknown woman begat a child by the name of Oasis. This child bore a birthmark on his lower left inner thigh in the shape of a steaming cup of hot coffee. In the years to come this child would revolutionize the belief that coffee berries were not just to be eaten. Oasis spent seventeen years cultivating the idea of extracting the pits of these “Berries” and then grinding them with rocks usually reserved for stoning celebrations. On his nineteenth birthday he disappeared into the forest of unfathomable sadness for twelve long painful years. Oasis returned and was quickly burned at the stake for his Rubiaceaeious faith. However his legacy lives on with the cup of coffee that he perfected and is now served daily at Butch’s Café Oasis. You did not die in vain Oasis, it was all for the caffeinated good and we thank you".

J.J. Abrams:

         "Even I can't unravel the mystery of what keeps bringing me back to Cafe Oasis".

Tiger Woods:

          "They'rrrrrrrrrrrrrre GREAT!"

Tony The Tiger:

          "Butch's Cafe Oasis is Tiger-Proof".