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Things I want to teach my kids before I die:
Part 1
6: Don’t follow trends. That’s what cool people do!
5: There may be a god, but I can’t prove it.
4: Never consume uncooked meat products, unless you are visiting a five star restaurant.
3: Bounty is the quicker picker upper!
2: Meth is the even quicker picker upper!